Saturday 26 September 2009

Mike Strutter is a fuckin' LEGEND!!




Some of his legendary quotes...

Why are divorces so expensive for the man? - Coz they're fuckin WORTH IT!

When he's talking about the Richard Ashcroft music video...
"Richard Ashcroft once sang a song called 'the drugs don't work'. That's funny because the fuckin singer tablets are working a fuckin treat!!!"

If you don't like it my advice is quite simple. . . go finger fuck your priest

SHIT ON MY COCK DICKMUNCHERS

GO FUCK YOUR GRANDMA'S TITS!!!



Fuck you limp dick...!!!

Go fuck a pony!

Why don't you go rim your granddad's corpse

James Blunt is a fuckin fruitcake piece of shit

Cunt off you big fucking beef burger, go fuck a hot dog!

Make life less rough by scratching a muff!!!

What would you do if someones choking?

Pull your Cock outa their mouth!

(talking about the tandoori he ate)
Hey i don't mind taking a piss after a meal, but not out of my FUCKIN ASS

"If your seriously offended, my advice to you is simple: GO FINGER FUCK YOUR SISTER`S FUFU!!!!!!!"



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2 comments:

  1. xaxaxa,
    Prepei na eida to 1o clip 5 fores jai egelasa jai tis 5. I need all the series!!!

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  2. He's hilarious!

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