Saturday, 26 September 2009

Mike Strutter is a fuckin' LEGEND!!

Some of his legendary quotes...

Why are divorces so expensive for the man? - Coz they're fuckin WORTH IT!

When he's talking about the Richard Ashcroft music video...
"Richard Ashcroft once sang a song called 'the drugs don't work'. That's funny because the fuckin singer tablets are working a fuckin treat!!!"

If you don't like it my advice is quite simple. . . go finger fuck your priest



Fuck you limp dick...!!!

Go fuck a pony!

Why don't you go rim your granddad's corpse

James Blunt is a fuckin fruitcake piece of shit

Cunt off you big fucking beef burger, go fuck a hot dog!

Make life less rough by scratching a muff!!!

What would you do if someones choking?

Pull your Cock outa their mouth!

(talking about the tandoori he ate)
Hey i don't mind taking a piss after a meal, but not out of my FUCKIN ASS

"If your seriously offended, my advice to you is simple: GO FINGER FUCK YOUR SISTER`S FUFU!!!!!!!"



People are living their lives remotely from the safety of their own homes via robotic surrogates -- sexy, physically perfect mechanical representations of themselves. It's an ideal world where crime, pain, fear and consequences don't exist. When the first murder in years jolts this utopia, FBI agent Greer (Willis) discovers a vast conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon and must abandon his own surrogate, risking his life to unravel the mystery. --Via

I guess if you liked the Matrix, Equilibrium, Minority Report, The 13th Floor, Vanilla Sky or even Arnie's Total Recall and Sly's Demoliltion Man :) this one is for you. It's the standard scenario that's set in the future where humanity is dumb and dependent on machines, the social system seems flawless but suddenly something goes wrong. I believe Bruce Willis was magnificent in Twelve Monkeys (sci-fi) and the Die Hard series (action) so I might be watching this.

Friday, 25 September 2009


Jessie James is a pop singer. She is 21.


You can even hear a snap sound. Probably fake.




What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes.
You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.

You need people like me.
You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
So... what that make you? Good?

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem.

Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.

Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!


Thursday, 24 September 2009


The soul patch is a small patch of facial hair just below the lower lip and above the chin. It came to prominence in the 1950s and 1960s, when it was a style of facial hair common among African American men, most notably jazzmen and other musicians. It became popular with beatniks, artists, and those who frequented the jazz scene and moved in literary and artistic circles. Jazz trumpeters in particular preferred the soul patch for the comfort it provided when using a trumpet mouthpiece.

Some of us gave it a shot and eventually ditched it. Others just won't let go.
Nowadays it is just a way to look like a dick, look gay or pretend that you are the rebel at your workplace.

We present you 5 footballers sporting the soul patch. Can you think of any more?


Vasilis Torosidis was the hero of the AEK-Olympiakos derby at OAKA. He scored both goals as Olympiakos won 2-1. His second of the night was sublime. He took the ball behind the centre of the pitch, raced past 2 defenders and chipped the ball above a hapless Saja with a dosage of "gaouromouttaros" I might say.

Dusan Bajevic's disbelief that Toro is capable of producing such magic says it all. Even his teammates Zairi and Diogo were left in amazement. They wished they were the ones to score that goal.
I bet all the haters out there (and I could name a few) are now lifting "Toro" to legendary status.

Anyhow this has to be one of the best goals ever scored in Greek Football history. Enjoy.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009


I just downloaded the PES 2010 demo and had a few games.

There are 6 teams in the demo.
Club Teams : Barcelona, Liverpool
National Teams: Germany, Italy, Spain and France

The pitch looks amazing. You can make out the different patches and shades of green.
The player faces look more realistic. Also the movement feels more natural on goal celebrations.
There are 2 stadiums. Liverpool's Anfield and the fictional Ville Marie stadium. People on the stands are decent looking. Previous PES versions suffered from lag when the ball was close to the spectators but now this seems solved.

There were rumors of the game being slower but I can assure you that it felt even quicker. The ball runs downs the pitch smoothly and the players are racing up and down not looking heavy.

I didn't find scoring being that hard . It's your usual one-on-one situation where you have to beat the keeper. So shooting at the right time did the trick. There was however a slight pause when you pulled the trigger to shoot and the ball was flying towards goal immediately afterwords. But this being the demo I understand it is going to be fixed.

This is no PES2009. So it's gonna take a while for everything to "click" and enjoy the game. The five-minute gameplay of the Demo does not help at all.

The layout is different and there are more things to tweak. I didn't bother changing anything though so I can't comment on this one.


These are the new tricks available. I couldn't do the "forward tap" where you push the ball by pressing -> twice. Instead the player steps on the ball and does a little trick.

I was impressed by the new looks. I am not so sure that the king is back gameplay-wise. At times it feels arcadey. Anyway the demo was too short for me to have a clear view and I need someone to play against with.



Full name: Eden Hazard

Date of birth: 7 January 1991 (1991-01-07) (age 18)

Place of birth: La Louvière, Belgium

Height: 1.70 m (5 ft 7 in)

Playing position: Midfielder

Current club: Lille

Number: 26

Hazard recently extended his contract with Lille until 2012.

He is reportedly monitored by the likes of Manchester United, Barcelona, Arsenal , Inter , AC Milan and Aston Villa.


Stuttgart's former Germany goalkeeper Jens Lehmann has been dropped from the first-team squad for paying a visit to Oktoberfest at the weekend. The 39-year-old was spotted at Munich's beer festival only hours after his side had been beaten 2-0 by Cologne in the Bundesliga, and had not been given permission to attend.

"[The director of sport] Horst Heldt and I will talk with Jens about this on Thursday and then we will see where to go," said the coach Markus Babbel on the club's website, confirming that Lehmann would not be part of the squad who travel to face Lubeck in the second round of the DFB-Pokal (German Cup) on Wednesday.

jens lehmann funny Pictures, Images and Photos
Lehmann apologised for breaking club rules and accepted the suspension, but claimed his motives were good.

"The visit to the Wiesn [Oktoberfest] was part of a charity event and it had been planned for a long time," he said after training today. "However, it was not agreed with the club. Of course I accept the measures taken by the sporting management."

Lehmann committed an error to gift Cologne their second goal at the weekend when he raced out of his area only to lose possession and allow Wilfried Sanou to shoot into an empty net from 45 yards out.