Wednesday 23 December 2009

Cypriot Headline Of The Day: Ancelotti thinks Ancelotti is experienced

Here we go again

This time it was shootandgoal.com. The magic of Cyprus media




http://www.shootandgoal.com/page.php?bid=2&id=21343

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/article6965658.ece

Added Bonus: Mancini vs Ancelotti head-to-head

Describe Ancelotti in one adjective

Mancini Calm
Ancelotti Tough

Describe Mancini in one adjective

Ancelotti Creative
Mancini
Genius

Who was more talented?

Mancini Me
Ancelotti Him

Who was more charismatic?

Mancini Both
Ancelotti Both

Who worked harder?

Ancelotti Me
Mancini Him

Who pulled more women as a player?

Ancelotti: Him
Mancini I don’t think Ancelotti pulled any . . .

And now?

Ancelotti Still him
Mancini He still doesn’t pull any. . .

To how many women have you said “I love you”?

Mancini A few . . .
Ancelotti One

The greatest player you’ve ever seen?

Ancelotti Maradona
Mancini Cerezo

Who’s your master?

Ancelotti Sacchi
Mancini Eriksson

Who’s your heir apparent?

Mancini My son
Ancelotti Mancini

Have you ever smoked a joint?

Ancelotti No
Mancini Yes

Left or right?

Ancelotti Right
Mancini Centre

What’s the most important quality a manager needs to succeed?

Ancelotti Balance
Mancini Luck

Name something you always wanted to do but never did?

Mancini Play for Real Madrid
Ancelotti Beat up a journalist

What do you want to be when you grow up?

Ancelotti A football fan
Mancini I hope I never grow up . . .


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Saturday 19 December 2009

PAGDATIS LOVER: BAG IS DROPPED BY ADIDAS, WILL FIGHT ON





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ANDREI ARSHAVIN BACK TO THE FUTURE PARODY

This is a remake of the classic moment in the Back to the Future movie where Biff collides on a manure truck after being distracted by Marty McFly.

Also starring Steven Gerrard, Pepe Reina , Daniel Agger and Jamie Carragher.

Watch out for Rafa Bennitez, Ferando Torres , Yossi Benayoun and a certain Eboue



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Friday 18 December 2009

Tuesday 15 December 2009

CLASH OF THE TITANS LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER 300

Coming out in March 26 this war epic stars Liam Neeson and Sam Worthington (Avatar).

Another 300 or a major suckfest? I'm sure God of War fans will like it.

Nice music for the trailer though.




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SYLVIE IN FHM JANUARY 2010

Here's one of my favorite WAGs, Sylvie Van Der Vaart on the German Version of FHM magazine.










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Monday 14 December 2009

SASA BASTA NAKED IN MAXIM



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LEE DIXON: THE WENGER DRESSING ROOM



In the six years I played under Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger I only once saw him lose his rag in the dressing room.

Just like Sunday's game we were 1-0 down to Liverpool at half-time. Wenger came in, threw a cup on the floor and started ranting and raving.

The players were all wondering what was going on but the funny thing was he threw the cup and got a reaction, but then, being the nice bloke he is, bent down and picked it up because he had missed the bin.

In tidying up after himself he lost a bit of the effect but as players we went out there and got a result.

Wenger does not do telling off very well, it is just not a natural thing for him - so when he does, it has more of an effect.

The Frenchman expects players to know what is going wrong when they are not performing to the required level and to take responsibility to sort it out themselves.

He talks about intelligence, knowing the game, understanding when things are going right or wrong and being able to fix it on the pitch.

When that does not happen he will let rip and it is not a pretty sight.

He admits he is a sore loser but even when we got beaten he would very rarely lose his temper with us after the game, preferring to leave it until the Monday morning and come in with a clear head after he had watched the video a few times on Sunday.

In fact, his assistant Pat Rice would more often than not come in after the game and he was a much more vocal character. But even then Wenger would tell Pat to be quiet and not lose his rag.

That was difficult for Pat but it is the way Wenger runs his dressing room. Players are angry after losing games as well and that is why you get flare-ups like we have seen at Stoke and QPR recently.

I cannot ever imagine seeing that in a Wenger dressing room. You can voice your opinion to him but I never saw anyone have a go at Wenger - players have too much respect for him for it to get to that stage.

MAD JENS SEES RED , NICKS GLASSES FROM FAN

This week it's a "Mad" Jens Lehmann double.

First off he gives a needless penalty away and sees red right at the end of the game between Stuttgart and Mainz. Next in an inexplicable act of madness he grabs the glasses off a fan's head and walks away!






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