Friday 16 October 2009

FRIDAY LINKS

Watch the FIFA U-20 World Cup Final between Ghana and Brazil, Eurosport 20:00 CET.

Miss COED: Bryci Lea

The Dyson fan is a futuristic fan with no blades

108 Brazilian Butts

Enchanting Mirrored Light for the practicaly romantic

Nicklas Bendtner falls over in training . Bonus: David Dunn skill video

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MOBY IS ON TOUR



Electronica dance master, Moby is currently on tour. At the moment he is visiting the States, next is Canada, Europe, and then Australia and New Zealand.

His one and only concert in the UK at the Palace Theatre in London is called Moby "Unplugged".

Full Tour details can be found HERE and HERE


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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : HAND ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Scene from The Usual Suspects (1995)

Trivia: Kevin Spacey won his first of 2 Oscars for playing the role of Roger 'Verbal' Kint.





Cop
: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney
: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop
: Number 2, step forward.
McManus
: GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER UHUHUHUH!!!
Cop
: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster
: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop
: In English, please?
Fenster
: Excuse me?
Cop
: In English.
Fenster
: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

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Tuesday 13 October 2009

ELLY TRAN HA IS 22, VIETNAMESE...






























Let's remember the dialogue between Private Joker and the Vietnamese hooker from Full Metal Jacket...


Da Nang Hooker: Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?
Private Joker: Yeah, we might party. How much?
Da Nang Hooker: Fifteen dollar.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollars for both of us?
Da Nang Hooker: No. Each you fifteen dollar. Me love you long time. Me so HORNY.
Private Joker: Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. Five dollars each.
Da Nang Hooker: Me sucky-sucky. Me love you too much.
Private Joker: Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend.
Da Nang Hooker: Okay. Ten dollar each.
Private Joker: What do we get for ten dollars?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing you want.
Private Joker: Everything?
Da Nang Hooker: Every t'ing.


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Kattos exits hospital



Kattos is happy to anounce his exit from the "Ygeia Polyclinic" at 10.20 this morning and sends his regards from the comfort and privacy most importantly of his home.

In a brief statement released to the press outside the clinic Kattos thanked wholeheartedly all of his mates for their excellent support and the mountains of NY Sweets brownies. Thank u all lads!

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TUESDAY LINKS

40 People Wearing T-Shirts They Shouldn't Be Wearing

Fan invades pitch and demands that Ronaldo is recalled for Brazil.

Jena Haze invites you to the AVN Adult Entertainment Expo

The 10 Greatest Cleavage Moments in TV History


Puma has unveiled its 2010 football kits for the 11 African teams

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GRAPHICS AND PAPER ART BY MAU RUSSO

Mau Russo is an exciting graphic, vector, illustrator. Based in Italy he has created some outstanding adverts, branding, graphics that go beyond the predictable.






You can download Diego HERE and start assembling!






Mauro on FLICKR

Official Website/Blog

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