The brand new Lamborghini Reventon Roadster: A masturbation gift for the Blackman

El Ogro flukes a magical goal!!

Christian Fabbiani or El Ogro or the fat striker of River Plate recently got married to this amazing bird!For fuck's sake....






Best post in ages, Kattos. Let me contribute with this. Tip : For me it gets more interesting after the 1:52 mark



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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : You're too fucking BLONDE!!

Fight Club (1999)




This is the scene where the new candidates are waiting to be recruited for the project Mayhem.
Meatloaf (Robert Paulson) can be seen in the background.
Jared Leto is too fucking BLOND!!

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STUNNING FOOTBALL PICTURES BY RYU VOELKEL

Cesc

Grenoble v Rennes

Lucho-Wayne

Cristiano

Thierry

Pepe

Leo

Alex-Mauro

Francesco

Luka

Fernando

Arjen

More Leo greatness

Shunsuke

Ricardo

More of Ruy's work below :

RUY ON FLICKR: http://www.flickr.com/photos/ryusha

OFFICIAL WEBSITE: http://ryusha.com/

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SHAKIRA SHOWS HOW IT'S DONE

UNDERRATED BEAUTY: KERI RUSSELL

Keri Russell was born on March 23 , 1976. She is an actress.

After watching August Rush and the Waitress I have to admit that I was mesmerized by Keri Russell's looks.
She is not your standard type of beauty, she looks more classic. Maybe that's why I think she is underrated.
What do YOU think?

Mike Strutter is a fuckin' LEGEND!!

Some of his legendary quotes...

Why are divorces so expensive for the man? - Coz they're fuckin WORTH IT!

When he's talking about the Richard Ashcroft music video...
"Richard Ashcroft once sang a song called 'the drugs don't work'. That's funny because the fuckin singer tablets are working a fuckin treat!!!"

If you don't like it my advice is quite simple. . . go finger fuck your priest

SHIT ON MY COCK DICKMUNCHERS

GO FUCK YOUR GRANDMA'S TITS!!!

Fuck you limp dick...!!!

Go fuck a pony!

Why don't you go rim your granddad's corpse

James Blunt is a fuckin fruitcake piece of shit

Cunt off you big fucking beef burger, go fuck a hot dog!

Make life less rough by scratching a muff!!!

What would you do if someones choking?

Pull your Cock outa their mouth!

(talking about the tandoori he ate)
Hey i don't mind taking a piss after a meal, but not out of my FUCKIN ASS

"If your seriously offended, my advice to you is simple: GO FINGER FUCK YOUR SISTER`S FUFU!!!!!!!"

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SURROGATES IN THEATERS SEPTEMBER 25

Plot:
People are living their lives remotely from the safety of their own homes via robotic surrogates -- sexy, physically perfect mechanical representations of themselves. It's an ideal world where crime, pain, fear and consequences don't exist. When the first murder in years jolts this utopia, FBI agent Greer (Willis) discovers a vast conspiracy behind the surrogate phenomenon and must abandon his own surrogate, risking his life to unravel the mystery. --Via www.imdb.com





I guess if you liked the Matrix, Equilibrium, Minority Report, The 13th Floor, Vanilla Sky or even Arnie's Total Recall and Sly's Demoliltion Man :) this one is for you. It's the standard scenario that's set in the future where humanity is dumb and dependent on machines, the social system seems flawless but suddenly something goes wrong. I believe Bruce Willis was magnificent in Twelve Monkeys (sci-fi) and the Die Hard series (action) so I might be watching this.

BABEWATCH: JESSIE JAMES

Jessie James is a pop singer. She is 21.