Friday, 27 March 2009

NATALIA MAVROGIANNI FOR NO REASON

I didn't know who the F Natalia Mavrogianni was but she certainly caught my attention. Apparently she is an Australian born - moved to Greece wannabe singer.
To be pervertly honest I was looking for some Maria Korinithiou's pictures and I ended up browsing Natalia's MySpace.





Thursday, 26 March 2009

ANNA FARIS IN ARENA

Remember Anna Faris from the Scary Movie series?

These days Anna is blonde, has big boobs and a smoking body.








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Why Liverpool won’t win every remaining game this season



Fulham away
- The Cottagers’ home form is the fourth-best in the Premier League and they have won two of their last three against Liverpool at Craven Cottage. They have already beaten Manchester United and Arsenal there this season and drew with Chelsea.

Blackburn home - Since Sam Allardyce succeeded Paul Ince, Blackburn have lost just four out of eighteen games.

Arsenal home - The Gunners are unbeaten in sixteen Premier League games and have yet to lose against fellow Big Four sides this season.

Hull away - Liverpool have drawn their last two away games against newly-promoted teams: Birmingham at the end of last season and Stoke in January.

Newcastle home - Joe Kinnear will be back in charge by then and the Irishman lost just two of his initial twelve league games in charge so could have a rejuvenating effect once again.

West Ham away - Liverpool have won on only three of their last nine visits to the Boleyn and were beaten 1-0 there last season.

West Brom away - The Reds have lost their final away game once every two years since 2002-03 and last season they won it.

Tottenham home - Spurs are unbeaten in six league meetings with the Big Four this season.

HILARY DUFF IS HOT

























































source : www.totallycrap.com

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

PLAY RESUMES ON APRIL 4

It's the boring international break. I will post a list of the important games shortly.

Meanwhile just lay back and relax.



UPDATE: The international fixtures can be found below:

MARCH 28-29
APRIL 1-2

IZABEL GOULART IN LINGERIE TO START OFF THE DAY

Izabel Goulart, 24 is Brazilian and a Victoria's Secret Model.

Enough said...



Monday, 23 March 2009

PREMIERSHIP ANALYSIS: WHO'S GONNA WIN IT?

We, here at Gaouromouttaros are convinced that Liverpool are not winning the league.
Our friends at Daily Mail share the same opinion. Here are the remaining fixtures along with the possible results. Scroll down to see who's gonna be crowned champion in the end.


Date

LADYMAN

EDWARDS

ASHTON

Apr 4
Fulham v Liverpool
A D A

Newcastle v Chelsea
A
A
A
Apr 5
Man Utd v Aston Villa
H
H
H
Apr 11
Chelsea v Bolton
H
H
H

Liverpool v Blackburn
H
H
D

Sunderland v Man Utd
A
D
A
Apr 21
Liverpool v Arsenal
H
H
H
Apr 22
Chelsea v Everton
H
D
H

Man Utd v Portsmouth
H
H
H
Apr 25
Hull v Liverpool
A
A
A

Man Utd v Tottenham
D
H
H

West Ham v Chelsea
A
D
A
May 2
Chelsea v Fulham
H
H
D

Liverpool v Newcastle
H
H
H

Middlesbrough v Man Utd
D
D
A
May 9
Arsenal v Chelsea
D
D
D

Man Utd v Man City
H
H
H

West Ham v Liverpool
D
D
A
May 13
Wigan v Man Utd
A
A
A
May 16
Chelsea v Blackburn
H
H
H

Man Utd v Arsenal
H
H
H

West Brom v Liverpool
A
A
A
May 24
Hull v Man Utd
A
A
A

Liverpool v Tottenham
H
H
H

Sunderland v Chelsea
D
A
D

LADYMAN

IAN LADYMAN


Pts
Man Utd
88
Liverpool
86
Chelsea
81

EDWARDS

John Edwards

Pts
Man Utd
88
Liverpool
84
Chelsea
79

ASHTON

NEIL ASHTON

Pts
Man Utd
92
Liverpool
86
Chelsea
79

source : DAILY MAIL

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC IS MAGIC

Ibra Katabra races past 2 defenders and then chips the ball with his weak left foot.

Dedicated to all the Zlatan haters out there.


BRUCE, I SALUTE YOU

Bruce Willis, 54, got married to Emma Heming, 32. Emma is rumored to be very clever and has a good personality. She can also cook.



Sunday, 22 March 2009

1992-2009: STILL ZAMANFOU













Zamanfou is a state of mind where one cares about nothing at all in file except his own fat ass and even too much about the latter. Not to be mistaken with "selfish son-of-a-bitch". Commonly also reffered as "starhidismos' or "ohaderfismos" depending on the social class and age of the encounter.
Man, don't even try to work with this guy, he is completely zamanfou.





Άγχος, στρες και αγωνία σου τη στήνουν στη γωνία
τι να πάρω τι να αφήσω κάποιον πρέπει να πουλήσω
Και γιατροί και δικηγόροι μου τα παίρνουν με το ζόρι
κάπως πρέπει ν' αντιδράσω κι όλα τούτα να τα βράσω
κι έτσι βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Όποτε είχα μια γυναίκα πάντοτε ήθελα άλλες δέκα
Είχα γκόμενα μοντέλο και μου έλεγε όλο θέλω
και γυναίκα από σόι που ένας φίλος μου την τρώει
με παράτησαν κι οι δύο και την έκανα λαχείο
πίνω καπνίζω
Μου αρέσει να ξοδεύω και την τσέπη μου παιδεύω
Μα καλύτερα στον άσο παρά άγχος μην τα χάσω
Και τι έχεις πια να χάσεις σου τα παίρνουν πριν τα πιάσεις
Κι απ των τάξεων την πάλη προτιμάω την κραιπάλη και
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Το νόημα το βρήκα και μην πεις πως δεν στο είπα
Το πρόσωπό μου αλλάζει και η νύχτα με φωνάζει
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού
Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού