FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

-Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

- You don't have to answer the question.

- I'll answer the question.
- You want answers?

- I think I'm entitled to.

- You want answers?

- I want the truth!

- You can't handle the truth!

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MARADONA IS STILL MANAGING ARGENTINA

Diego Maradona is still inexplicably at the post of managing Argentina.
The Hand of God is slapping Maradona in the face but somehow he cannot wake up.
In his 23 matches in charge, his teams drew 12 matches, lost eight and won just three.
Diego currently refuses to step down as Argentina have still got to play Uruguay away and Peru at home.



The table looks like this:

	P	W	D	L	F	A	PTS
Brazil	16	8	6	1	32	9	33
Paraguay	16	9	3	4	22	13	30
Chile	16	8	3	5	27	20	27
Ecuador	16	6	5	5	21	23	23
Argentina	16	6	4	6	20	19	22
Uruguay	16	5	6	5	26	18	21
Venezuela	16	5	3	8	21	28	21
Colombia	16	5	5	6	10	14	20
Bolivia	16	3	3	10	20	34	12
Peru	16	2	4	10	9	32	10

The top 4 teams qualify for the World Cup. If Argentina finish 5th they would have to play a 2-leg play-off against the 4th placed finisher from CONCACAF(Confederation of North, Central American and Caribbean Association Football)



On top of that Juan Sebastian Veron was off for two bookable offenses. Will Maradona even dare to recall Riquelme?

Diego Maradona

“Riquelme, I need him in the final 20 metres so he can link with (Carlos) Tevez, (Sergio) Aguero and Lionel Messi and peel off an opponent. I like it when he uses his speed to spray around decisive passes and also get on the scoresheet. If he’s not doing that he is of no use to me.”

Juan Roman Riquelme

“As long as Maradona is coach I will not return to the national side - we are not on the same wavelength.”
“It’s clear we cannot work together.”
“The national side is over for me - I say that very clearly. I learned from the radio that I was not going to play against France. I have principles and they are not those of the coach,”
“It’s a shame to know I will miss the World Cup in South Africa in 2010 and I wish the team all the best. If I go things would not be easy and I prefer that someone else goes in my place.”
“I’m tired - I want to live in peace. It’s strange how things are in 2009 with all the criticism after an incredible 2008.”

DID YOU KNOW? THE KIKO POSE

Ever wondered why every time Danny Guiza scores does this?



Answer: It's a tribute to Kiko the Atletico Madrid legend who played at the club from 1993 to 2001.



Even Fernando Torres coming from the ranks of Atletico Madrid paid tribute to the great Kiko.

KATE BECKINSALE : IT'S ALL IN THE EYES

Kate Beckinsale looking her usual stunning self at the premiere of the movie "Whiteout"
Just look at those eyes. Are they gray with shades of green? Click the pics to enlarge.

ARGENTINA 1 - BRASIL 3 : WHAT THE PAPERS SAY

THE ARGENTINE PRESS









AND THE TRIUMPHANT BRAZILIAN PRESS







THE GOALS



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GUESS THE LEG

Gaouromouttaros has somehow gained access to the x-rays of a horrific leg break that occurred just recently. You probably heard about it or even seen the disgusting video. If not just click the pictures to enlarge and learn who the unlucky leg owner is.

HINT: Belgium






I am not posting the video of the incident. Youtube it if you dare and be scarred for life.

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I AM DEFINITELY WATCHING "JENNIFER'S BODY"

Lesbian kiss alert on the 9th second between Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried


Amanda looks like this btw



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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : MORE FOR ME AND YOU

Skip to the 1:00 mark

- So, how's my protegé?

- Jeremy, boy, he...
           
- Yeah, J-bone.
           
- J-bone is... believe it or not, he's getting married.
         
-What?!
What an idiot!
Oh, what a loser!
Good good!
More for me and you.

Ole!!

Last week a guy in Bolivia called Zaureggi did a "Cantona" to remind us of the beauty that "Le Roi" landed on that fan who decided to take the piss. Unfortunately,the Bolivian secured a one year ban for himself.



This week, Paraguay are facing Bolivia for the World Cup qualifiers and here is a picture of them as they complete their special training for the important game



Long Live The King!!!


BONUS VIDEO: MLS keeper has a moment of madness



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ELENA DEMENTIEVA : A REASON TO WATCH WOMEN'S TENNIS

Name: Elena Dementieva
Country: Russia
Birthdate: October 15, 1981
Birthplace: Moscow, then Russian SFSR, Soviet Union
Residence: Monte Carlo, Monaco
Plays: Right-handed with a double handed backhand
Height: 180 cm or 5ft 11in


-Travels the tennis circuit with her mother Vera, a schoolteacher.
-Joined elite Moscow sports club Spartak aged seven; was trained there by Rauza Islanova (mother of Marat Safin and Dinara Safina).
-Turned pro aged 17; rose from number 182 in the world in 1998 to number 12 in 2000; currently number 4 in the world.
-2008 season was her best to date, reaching semi-finals of Wimbledon and the US Open and winning an Olympic Gold medal.







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