FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES: SHIT SHIT SHIT, SHIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!

Jack Black in THE line from the epic Tropic Thunder. If you saw the movie you will understand.

FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : MAY I GO TO THE BATHROOM FIRST?

This is Steve Martin at his best.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels is one my favorite childhood comedies.

In this scene Steve Martin and Michael Caine work together to con a woman out of money.

Steve Martin plays "Ruprect", Caine's retard brother. The plan is to gross out the woman.




[Sitting at the dinner table]
Freddy Benson: Excuse me. May I go to the bathroom first?
Lawrence Jamieson: Of course you may.
Freddy Benson: [after a pause, and with relief] Thank you.

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : YOU. YOU DOC. YOU. YOU'RE GOOD

Here's a compilation of De Niro's "you" to Billy Crystal in Analyze This (1999)




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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : YOU EXPECT ME TO TALK?

Scene taken from the movie Goldfinger (1964) starring Sean Connery as James Bond.




Skip at the 1:04 mark

James Bond: Do you expect me to talk?
Auric Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond. I expect you to die.


QUIZ: Can you remember who else delivered the same line in a spy spoof comedy?

HINT: Groovy
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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY

By the toughest man in the universe...

Taken from "Sudden Impact" 1983





The fun part stars at 2:03...

Harry Callahan: Every day for the last ten years, Loretta here's been giving me a large black coffee- except today she gives me a large black coffee and it has sugar in it. Alotta sugar.
I just came back to complain. You boys take those guns down.
Crook: Say what?
Harry Callahan: Well, we're not just gonna let you walk out of here.
Crook: Who'se we sucka?
Harry Callahan: Smith and Wesson... and me.

and then at 3:34...just watch his expression while saying it...

Harry Callahan: GO AHEAD, MAKE MY DAY

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : IF YOU BUILD IT, HE WILL COME

Scene from Field of Dreams (1989) starring Kevin Costner, James Earl Jones, Burt Lancaster, Ray Liotta.



Kevin Costner's character is a farmer and a family man. One day he hears a voice telling him : "If you build it he will come".

I don't really like baseball but this movie is very inspiring.

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : HAND ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER

Scene from The Usual Suspects (1995)

Trivia: Kevin Spacey won his first of 2 Oscars for playing the role of Roger 'Verbal' Kint.

Cop: Number 1, step forward.
Hockney: Hand me the keys, you fucking cocksucker.
Cop: Number 2, step forward.
McManus: GIMME THE FUCKING KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER, MOTHERFUCKER UHUHUHUH!!!
Cop: Knock it off. Get back. Number 3, step forward.
Fenster: [laughing] Hand me the keys, you cocksucker.
Cop: In English, please?
Fenster: Excuse me?
Cop: In English.
Fenster: Hand me the fucking keys, you cocksucker, what the fuck?

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES: WERE YOU LISTENING TO ME, NEO? OR WERE YOU LOOKING AT THE WOMAN IN THE RED DRESS?

Scene from The Matrix (1999) . The background song is the legendary "Clubbed to death" by Rob D.




Morpheus: The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters. The very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand, most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system, that they will fight to protect it.

Morpheus: Were you listening to me, Neo? Or were you looking at the woman in the red dress?

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : You're too fucking BLONDE!!

Fight Club (1999)




This is the scene where the new candidates are waiting to be recruited for the project Mayhem.
Meatloaf (Robert Paulson) can be seen in the background.
Jared Leto is too fucking BLOND!!

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : ME, I ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH, EVEN WHEN I LIE

SCARFACE (1983)



What you lookin' at? You all a bunch of fuckin' assholes.
You know why? You don't have the guts to be what you wanna be.

You need people like me.
You need people like me so you can point your fuckin' fingers and say, "That's the bad guy."
So... what that make you? Good?

You're not good. You just know how to hide, how to lie. Me, I don't have that problem.

Me, I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

So say good night to the bad guy! Come on. The last time you gonna see a bad guy like this again, let me tell you.

Come on. Make way for the bad guy. There's a bad guy comin' through! Better get outta his way!

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : DO I FEEL LUCKY?

Harry Callahan:
I know what you're thinking.
"Did he fire six shots or only five?"
Now to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.
But being this is a 44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and will blow you head clean off, you've gotta ask yourself one question: "Do I feel lucky?" Well, do ya, punk?

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH

-Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?

- You don't have to answer the question.

- I'll answer the question.
- You want answers?

- I think I'm entitled to.

- You want answers?

- I want the truth!

- You can't handle the truth!

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FRIDAY MOVIE QUOTES : MORE FOR ME AND YOU

Skip to the 1:00 mark

- So, how's my protegé?

- Jeremy, boy, he...
           
- Yeah, J-bone.
           
- J-bone is... believe it or not, he's getting married.
         
-What?!
What an idiot!
Oh, what a loser!
Good good!
More for me and you.