GAOUROMOUTTAROS

Tuesday, 24 March 2009

IZABEL GOULART IN LINGERIE TO START OFF THE DAY

Izabel Goulart, 24 is Brazilian and a Victoria's Secret Model.

Enough said...

Monday, 23 March 2009

PREMIERSHIP ANALYSIS: WHO'S GONNA WIN IT?

We, here at Gaouromouttaros are convinced that Liverpool are not winning the league.
Our friends at Daily Mail share the same opinion. Here are the remaining fixtures along with the possible results. Scroll down to see who's gonna be crowned champion in the end.

Date		LADYMAN	EDWARDS	ASHTON
Apr 4	Fulham v Liverpool	A	D	A
	Newcastle v Chelsea	A	A	A
Apr 5	Man Utd v Aston Villa	H	H	H
Apr 11	Chelsea v Bolton	H	H	H
	Liverpool v Blackburn	H	H	D
	Sunderland v Man Utd	A	D	A
Apr 21	Liverpool v Arsenal	H	H	H
Apr 22	Chelsea v Everton	H	D	H
	Man Utd v Portsmouth	H	H	H
Apr 25	Hull v Liverpool	A	A	A
	Man Utd v Tottenham	D	H	H
	West Ham v Chelsea	A	D	A
May 2	Chelsea v Fulham	H	H	D
	Liverpool v Newcastle	H	H	H
	Middlesbrough v Man Utd	D	D	A
May 9	Arsenal v Chelsea	D	D	D
	Man Utd v Man City	H	H	H
	West Ham v Liverpool	D	D	A
May 13	Wigan v Man Utd	A	A	A
May 16	Chelsea v Blackburn	H	H	H
	Man Utd v Arsenal	H	H	H
	West Brom v Liverpool	A	A	A
May 24	Hull v Man Utd	A	A	A
	Liverpool v Tottenham	H	H	H
	Sunderland v Chelsea	D	A	D

LADYMAN

	Pts
Man Utd	88
Liverpool	86
Chelsea	81

EDWARDS

	Pts
Man Utd	88
Liverpool	84
Chelsea	79

ASHTON

	Pts
Man Utd	92
Liverpool	86
Chelsea	79

source : DAILY MAIL

ZLATAN IBRAHIMOVIC IS MAGIC

Ibra Katabra races past 2 defenders and then chips the ball with his weak left foot.

Dedicated to all the Zlatan haters out there.

BRUCE, I SALUTE YOU

Bruce Willis, 54, got married to Emma Heming, 32. Emma is rumored to be very clever and has a good personality. She can also cook.

Sunday, 22 March 2009

1992-2009: STILL ZAMANFOU


	Zamanfou is a state of mind where one cares about nothing at all in file except his own fat ass and even too much about the latter. Not to be mistaken with "selfish son-of-a-bitch". Commonly also reffered as "starhidismos' or "ohaderfismos" depending on the social class and age of the encounter. Man, don't even try to work with this guy, he is completely zamanfou.

Άγχος, στρες και αγωνία σου τη στήνουν στη γωνία

τι να πάρω τι να αφήσω κάποιον πρέπει να πουλήσω

Και γιατροί και δικηγόροι μου τα παίρνουν με το ζόρι

κάπως πρέπει ν' αντιδράσω κι όλα τούτα να τα βράσω

κι έτσι βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού

Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού

Όποτε είχα μια γυναίκα πάντοτε ήθελα άλλες δέκα

Είχα γκόμενα μοντέλο και μου έλεγε όλο θέλω

και γυναίκα από σόι που ένας φίλος μου την τρώει

με παράτησαν κι οι δύο και την έκανα λαχείο

πίνω καπνίζω

Μου αρέσει να ξοδεύω και την τσέπη μου παιδεύω

Μα καλύτερα στον άσο παρά άγχος μην τα χάσω

Και τι έχεις πια να χάσεις σου τα παίρνουν πριν τα πιάσεις

Κι απ των τάξεων την πάλη προτιμάω την κραιπάλη και

Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού

Το νόημα το βρήκα και μην πεις πως δεν στο είπα

Το πρόσωπό μου αλλάζει και η νύχτα με φωνάζει

Βγαίνω καπνίζω τα πίνω Ζαμανφού

Friday, 20 March 2009

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE DRAW

UEFA Champions League quarter-finals
1st leg: 07/08 April; 2nd leg: 14/15 April

Villarreal CF (ESP) v Arsenal FC (ENG)
Manchester United FC (ENG, holders) v FC Porto (POR)
Liverpool FC (ENG) v Chelsea FC (ENG)
FC Barcelona (ESP) v FC Bayern München (GER)

UEFA Champions League semi-finals
1st leg: 28/29 April; 2nd leg: 5/6 May

Winner quarter-final 2 v Winner quarter-final 1
Winner quarter-final 4 v Winner quarter-final 3

UEFA Champions League final Stadio Olimpico, Rome
Wednesday 27 May, 20.45CET

Winner semi-final 2 v Winner semi-final 1

STRANGEDUCK'S OPINION

-This year Barcelona are looking the best team in Europe.
-Liverpool put 4 past a comical Real and a careless Man U recently and have the "we can beat anyone" mentality.
-Chelski with Essien back in the team look stronger.
-The Arsenal kids survived a penalty shootout in Rome. They could go further.
-Manchester United strolled past Inter. Don't be fooled by the 1-4 recent scoreline.
-Porto's away form is tragic. They got thrashed easily by Arsenal 4-0 in the group stages.
-Villareal couldn't beat Panathinaikos. The same team that was ridiculed by Panserraikos.
-Bayern Munich surprised everyone with their goal scoring record against Sporting. Against Barcelona? No chance.

My predicition is that Arsenal, Manchester United, Chelsea and Barcelona are going through.
Sorry Livepool fans but I can't see it happening for you this year. I am simply not convinced that you can win it. Feel free to diss me with your comments.

GRANDE FRATELLO SPECIAL: CRISTINA DEL BASSO

Enjoy this video as Cristina Del Basso is lotioning her massive melons.

Grande Fratello is on Italian SKY package, channel "Sky Show". DreamBox users can find it under the Satelite provider SKY ITALIA.

The Art of BMW: 85 Years of Motorcycling Excellence

BMW began its life in aero-engineering--as anyone who's ever ridden one of its motorcycles might guess. These are bikes as close to airborne as any get. And what's more, fifty percent of all the motorcycles BMW has manufactured are still flying down the world's roads. These are the best, and in this book, the best of the best get their due, with brilliant, full-color photographs of BMW's classic models and detailed descriptions of their features, all located within the context of a concise history of this legendary marque. From the first of BMW's bikes, the R32, through the models that catapulted the company out of the ruins of World War II, to the latest bikes with the revamped opposed-twin-cylinder "boxer" engines that brought BMW its first fame--these are the bikes that made history, and, better yet, gave the most demanding riders a taste for flight.

Check it out HERE

Thursday, 19 March 2009

Blake Lively & Leighton Meester: Rolling Stone Photoshoot

You are probably wondering who the f are these chicks.
Answer: They are Gossip Girl's stars Blake Lively & Leighton Meester. I've never watched a single episode but I could have...